Take the Plunge(r). Really!

Perhaps you have forgotten that you meant to stop by the shop and pick up your FREE plunger. Perhaps you missed all those ads we've been running to remind you.

Well, WE STILL HAVE FREE PLUNGERS AVAILABLE. Stop by our shop on Broadway (right across from the high school) and pick one up today.

Before you forget again.

These are sturdy (we're talking you could keep it behind the door in case a bad guy comes knocking), made-to-last, professional-grade tools of our trade. And they come with NO STRINGS ATTACHED. The only thing attached to these babies is a $23-off coupon towards installation of a new toilet (should the need arise).

Seriously. Why are you not here already?